Total Medals Earned: 1,004 (From 204 different games.) Total Medal Score: 16,755 Points
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/90 points)
Beat the first level
Beat level 6
Beat the game
Beat the game in 10 minutes
Medals Earned: 6/8 (40/55 points)
You are embarking on a journey to the new world!
You looked at the credits! Thank you!
Damn son, life is tough sometimes!
Settle down in the wasteland, it's now your home.
Find yourself a new job, and settle into the wasteland, home
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 4/9 (30/190 points)
Kick someone who's already unconscious.
Make five "friends" at once.
Complete Story
Collect $40 during the story.
Give out ten alarms in one day.
Top $100 in Arcade Mode.
Don't get knocked out in the story.
Beat 20 people at the ice rink.
Medals Earned: 3/16 (20/490 points)
Perform a Danger Bonus!
Perform an Accuracy Bonus!
Wake up the Guard!
Blow up a bomb with a rotten cake!
Buy the Cake Rescue Power Up.
Buy the Life Rescue Power Up.
Buy the Time Slowdown Power Up.
Buy the Time Rescue Power Up.
Earn an Overall of 10 000 Coins!
Eat 75 Cakes in a row.
Capture 10 Birds in a Single Round.
Reach 30 Bonus Multiplier.
Gather 8 Pickups in a Single Round.
Stack 130 Cakes in a Single Round.
Score 150 000 points.
Find the strange flying object located high above the stars!
Medals Earned: 11/18 (385/660 points)
Watching kredit make me STRONG
Listen to a song linked in the credits
Where is he?
*Obnoxious Airhorn Sound*
Achieve the Rank CA
Achieve the Rank GI
Achieve the Rank IRO
Achieve the Rank PD
Achieve the Rank TB
Find all 60 unique fails
Stuck the landing
You knew he'd be in this game somewheres
Wake up and smell the snow
Get a total of 101 fails
Unlock every medal, then click the icon (ingame)
Medals Earned: 2/8 (20/230 points)
Travel at least 1 kilometer in a single run.
Hoard at least 100 gold in a single run.
Level up at least once.
Travel at least 2 kilometers in a single run.
Hoard at least 200 gold in a single run.
Travel at least 3 kilometers in a single run. You are officially good at the game.
Hoard at least 300 gold in a single run. You're either too good, or too frugal.
Level up to level 3.
Medals Earned: 7/9 (175/375 points)
Kill 2 Doctors in the operating theater.
Infect singer in the backstage.
Infect poor rat.
Infect 3 dogs in bonus scene #1.
Complete the game.
Kill himself with a gun in bonus scene #2.
Kill himself with a knife in bonus scene #2.
Medals Earned: 5/11 (55/270 points)
Completed "The City" on easy difficulty
Completed "The Hills" on easy difficulty
Completed "The Cave" on easy difficulty
Completed "The Mountain" on easy difficulty
Completed "The Summit" on easy difficulty
Completed "The Hills" on normal difficulty
Completed "The City" on normal difficulty
Completed "The Cave" on normal difficulty
Completed "The Mountain" on normal difficulty
Completed "The Summit" on normal difficulty
Completed a full timed run
Medals Earned: 3/3 (40/40 points)
Start the game
Beat Week 1 in Story mode and unlock Week 2
Funk on a Friday (real time)
Medals Earned: 7/18 (40/385 points)
Disco inferno
Fail at typing
Wrong game, jackass!
You found some poo!
Just like in every other text based game EVER!
What a SHOCKING experience!
Based on a true story.
What a nutty way to die!
See you next FALL!
Well, at least now you fit into
Fall out of the car.
Just say NO !
Get all the medals involing poop. You sick freak!
Find all 3 good endings.
Beat the game in 2 minutes or less. (Normal ending only)
Lose in every way possible.
Get to the party!